So I was reading the "English Corner" of a Chinese newspaper and I stumbled upon this little article. I find this is indisputable ...

CreComm Math Made Easy!

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So I was reading the "English Corner" of a Chinese newspaper and I stumbled upon this little article. I find this is indisputable mathematical logic and it also made me realize math is so much easier if it was done this way.  

The article goes:
This comes from two math teachers with a combine total of 70 years experience.
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then:


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L- E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


But ,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%


AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.


A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematically certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and ass kissing that will put you over the top.

Muahaha!

Now this is my kind of math...not that pre-calculus stuff I learned in high school. :P (joking joking all you pre calc-ers)

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